$5000 Plus Gratuity! T-shirt

Ayy, this the official "That'll be $5000 plus Gratuity!" t-shirt and let me tell you something - this shirt is everything you dreamed of and more! This what I tell all my customers when they ask me how much something cost, and now you can wear it and confuse the hell out of people too. This shirt made with 100% combed and ring-spun cotton - that's the premium shit right there, feels soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (the premium stuff)
• 4.2 oz./yd.² fabric weight (not too heavy, not too light)
• Pre-shrunk (won't shrink up on you)
• Side-seamed construction (quality workmanship)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (reinforced)
• Made on demand (that's why it take forever)

Now look, we make this shirt especially for you when you order it, so it take a little longer to get to you but that's because we ain't trying to have no overproduction and waste, we trying to be responsible and shit. So thank you for being thoughtful with your purchasing decisions and not being a dumb ass consumer!

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